"How Vexen Stole Christmas."

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"How Vexen Stole Christmas."

Post  Roxy490 on Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:14 pm

Now, every Dusk in the city loved Christmas a lot…
But Number IV, locked away in his lab…oh, he did NOT!
The Vex hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
But please don’t ask why; no one quite knew the reason.
See, maybe his head wasn’t screwed on just right,
Or maybe his cloak was a little too tight,
But if you ask me, the best reason of all
Was just that his heart was two sizes too small.

“That doesn’t make sense!” he shivered and spat,
Turning to face me with a glare like a bat.
“How could my heart be two sizes too small!?
“Quaint little fool, I haven’t GOT one at all!”
I…really didn’t think he’d HEAR the narrator…
Hmm… Well, I guess I’ll have to remember that later.
Anyway, Vexen didn’t like the winter bonanza.
That’s the main point of this whole little stanza.

“Look at them,” he hissed through his teeth,
Watching the kids hang lights and a wreath.
“The Keyblade Master and my little pet,
“If only they knew what’s planned for them yet!
“The ice and the snow are NOT meant for play!
“They’re MY domain, and that’s how they’ll stay!”
He fumed and he bellowed, turning back to his work,
Slamming the window shut with a jerk.

Oh, curse that Axel, and his meddling ways,
Teaching the kids of the old holidays.
They were better forgotten! They were better long gone!
Stockings, and candy, and presents at dawn.
Tomorrow, he knew, they’d wake and they’d clamor,
Disturbing his work with their decadent glamour.
So he scoffed and he thought, with his gloved fingers drumming,
“I MUST find a way to stop Christmas from coming!”

“I know just what to do!” he laughed, shrill like a monkey,
So he cloned up a suit, and he made himself chunky.
And he chuckled, and clucked, “What a magnificent trick!
“With this coat and this hat, I’ll look just like Saint Nick!”
Then he loaded some bags, and some old empty sacks,
And he waited, just waited, till they all turned their backs.
They went to sleep before long, the neophytes and the vets,
Oh, he’d visit them all, and he’d have no regrets.

Vexen slithered and slunk, with a smile unpleasant,
One room to another…and he took every present!
Key chains! Ammo! New strings and a pick!
He took every one, and he snatched them up quick.
He took the tree from the lounge, and he started to shove,
When he heard a small sound, SO unlike the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw you-know-who,
Wakened, no doubt, by the noise of the coup.

He stood stony-faced, voice barren of glee,
And he said, so simply, “Jus put down the tree.”
But, you know, our old man was so smart and so slick,
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Sandy Claws lied.
"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here!"

He cowered, he twitched, and he hoped against hope,
But deep in his soul, he knew the man was no dope.
Vexen put down the tree, and all the gifts, too,
And deep in his pants, he thought he made poo.
He panicked, he yelped, and the terror did rise,
Staring, befixed, into Saix’s cold yellow eyes.
And the lieutenant said flatly, looking somehow Bolivian,
“Vexen…I think there’ll be work for you at Castle Oblivion.”
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Post  Lightningstrike11 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:04 am

This place is a KH forum.

Prove me wrong.
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Post  MrSnuggleBum on Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:17 pm

Wow you must have been really bored to right that but good job anyways.
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Post  TheChaserAqua on Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:05 pm

lol nice work cheers
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